Happy Holidays To Drunk UncleDuring the holidays, we get the chance to hear what fantasies the fake, foreign news has been spreading throughout the year. Over 25 years, we have listened as the stories become more and more unbelievable. Drunk uncle looks you straight in the eye and describes construction laws for new and existing bathrooms are destroying our Country. The last time we were able to visit family, 2 years ago, the story was theft was no longer illegal in California.